Monday, July 21, 2008

Equalizer Shirt Houston

What have you for a head? With the strike



missing from a lot from the blog, but the university took away my free time and has undermined my creativity (we can also say that I have the "writer's block" or better, tell me "writer's block") and it's not that I really want to write ... hot, crazy politicians, the Pope in Australia, phew, things are so repetitive ...
However, this morning looking through the paper I was raised a question.
Dear young Italian and foreign, are you aware that the tool with the shape of a solid ellipsoid (approximately), which is located between the two ears is for something besides being a blackboard to attack the ears and the other sense organs? If you have not understood the question that I did, maybe we should let go of, change the blog, and feel a Tunz Tunz little, maybe while you make pictures in the mirror convinced to be cool or chissacosa.
In any case, I digress (as is typical of my style) and get direct to the point: "So."
learned at the tender age of 4 years that alcohol is bad.
I've learned with a field test (it took a while 'before they drank very well), but I learned why everyone said, even television (The Discovery Channel was certain, so do not exactly Bim Bum Bam, but was still on TV, right?) and what the television tells us telefedeli is law. Ergo (which therefore means), one should not drink,
because there are so many side effects: switching from a state of tachycardia and excitement to a state of hallucinosis light, if he managed to drink without vomiting so you could get to the "delirium tremens" (see the elephants and red bats), only in rare cases you get to slam on the floor in the throes of convulsions or maybe it is finished in a coma.
But these side effects are not so ugly, no? All in all, every now and then, seeing an elephant that flies is not bad (that may be of concern is the color red, but it flies), or maybe the little voices that speak to you in the head like Jack Sparrow are also funny and make you scompisciare. .. and then you have to drink very much to slam on the ground.
But as I usually say, each is the master of their lives, and objectively count the red elephants is more fun than counting sheep before going to sleep, then a (in) sane drunk [b] sometimes [/ b] you can do well. I stress all the time because maybe I forgot to mention that alcohol is a very powerful drug and is addictive, as well as addiction, and in a short time you begin to see the entire zoo with flying colors the most unlikely (I thought a penguin pistachio green, fluorescent yellow or a dolphin ...).

But the question I had asked me (or, in short, if you are conscious of the fact that the head need to think beyond that to eat) was due to another type of drug. What is emphatically called ecstasy (mah), which is not a drug "complicated" that requires special equipment (you have to pull cocaine munirti mirror to smoke have to take the trouble to put it all together and roll, to let a heroin ... well you know) but it is a simple easy to swallow pills that are more or less voluntarily.
What is ecstasy? Well, within half an hour (sequential effects) you will feel as strong as lions (which are actually animals very floppy), you will begin to roar and dance wildly for 3 or 4 hours without stopping, you will lose your inhibitions, you will a slight alteration of sensory, have hypertension, tachycardia, dilated pupils, moodiness, hostility, paranoia, depression, suicidal thoughts, disorders of the definition of self (this was beautiful, I could not omit it), insomnia, exhaustion ... One could go on much longer.
I think you realize that ingest a tablet of the above can be quite dangerous (although the "disease of the definition of self" may be a bad thing ...) and threatens your life, not so much for eminently physical damage (apart from killing some neurons, the muscles tense up and cause severe hypertension, or rare cases of sudden death from cardiac syncope in the end ... the university does not do much worse ;-)) but also for the consequences psychic door.
In addition you must consider the combined effect was that the ecstasy with alcohol (heck if you go to the disco, say you do not even drink a shot ... but it should be!) Which can lead to sudden disturbances in the rhythm failure or cardiac arrest, massive increase in body temperature due to paralysis of the brain temperature regolazionedella, spontaneous clotting of the blood vessels that causes obstruction of blood vessels, muscle breakdown, et cetera.
What I want to do is not make the sermon. I just want to make you realize that you risk making a bad end.

course, I will answer you live and die once. I agree and that is why I kept the last one of the most disturbing effects of these two drugs (Extasy and alcohol): Impotence and loss of sexual desire.
If you are not afraid of death (or rather, you are so afraid of death that you want to show everyone that you do not have, challenging, but you can feel the smell coming from your pants: you're shitting below) be afraid of this: if survive your life will be hell.
Ideally you'll never have a satisfying sexual relationship, you probably can not just have more sex because they do not want it, you will live in states of schizophrenia and despair, interspersed with flashbacks that remind you how you were rocking when you were stoned. Your life will seem like a disgusting, and in fact it will be, but you will not be abandoned with the lack of memory and inability of the merger, with strong likelihood of contracting Parkinson's disease at age 25.
And then, if you do not do it for you, do it for your partner! What the heck!

I hope I've done a little 'thinking and I hope to see you all happy and powerful (which is the opposite of powerful powerless).
If I am successful in my view it means that your head not only serves to embellish the neck, but has some real practical functionality. Thanks for reading


Semper voster
bibani88 The

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Best Red Dot For The Money



sottonick strike is over and tonight was a success more than they actually believe ... and for this I thank you all.

thank those who first believed in the project, Pasquale di Nola, who had been joined before the initiative was officially launched, the Rino rocchese that has demonstrated its seriousness by resisting the temptation to communicate his impressions of the concert Vasco Rossi , and his duty ANCESS to the wide availability and the deep belief in the project, because Mariano is always available for these works of protest and participate actively, Giulio Mugnano (Mugnano) who went on strike on trust, little Miriam Grottaminarda ( I know that on who he is, but that's okay ...), John despite being a traitor, who occasionally forgot the strike, the legendary scoppiatone Francis, which really surprised me (I thought to resist more than a couple of hours without sottonick as he would say: "XD"), then Francesca da Nola whatever that is:-D, which joined Henry and Emmanuel proferissi without my word (I love you guys: '-)), Mary who has chosen to join the protest, Carminuccio Pontecagnano (who will be disappointed ... the protest has gone too far), Dominic Cicciano (Gattaccia Well, if there was you would have been a total failure), Pepper (who forgot to do logout and signed as GuagliuniPD haha), then Veronika (you really writes with the cape?) has formally joined the (signing), but really did not want to strike (these fake strikers eh ... I think it's infiltrated the DIGOS), Bianca very remote from Rome and Stardust also. Then there is the montemilettaretino
Orestes who is always available (and we miss as well, hours, remember that you had to build a statue of you?), Then directly from Bari (I know you're thinking of the mythological Nicholas, but he is not ) Hilary that the grand in a messenger conversation gave me the opening sentences of the post on the strike, mr. Vincent Baiano that after a while 'supplication was made to convince and Apicella (not the one who played with Berlusconi!) Vincent (I put the last name first because it was in effect) that has given up the phrase of the song although he said "I like my song!", The genius of Antonio Nocera who joined without any ifs and buts before they even contact your Then a bit 'of people who do not know how Matt from Naples (thank you), Lucia by Barletta (we made the inter-regional strike :-)) and' anonymous' who accepted the challenge:-D, my brother Louis despite having broken the Zebedee, Genna's Klakenfurt (heck I did not remember I lived so far away ...) and last but not least the adoption of Gustavo Torinese.

I think I have thanked all the participants, but now we have to thank others who have made can this company.
thank for my strike CGIL, CISL, UIL, the COBAS milk, the coffee and cookies as well, thank you mom and dad that totally ignore the existence of this strike, I thank Spinetta because his plan was 10 times better Understanding of the bank (the bank has a plan intended?), and Roberto Maroni, Silvio Berluscazzi otherwise I would not inveigh against whom no one, I thank the weather because it rained last Saturday and I could say "It rains, government thief!" (Fulfilling), then of course I thank Batman and Robin, Papa Smurf, Lane and Superman, Don Camillo and especially Peppone, Aldrin, Collins and Armstrong (not the rider nor the singer, guess Who?). Then
thank Massimo D'Alema and his Baffino tricolor, the Democratic Party that has made me feel the warmth of its support in times of trouble during my strike, I thank the Aboriginal people of the Amazon, American Indians of the reserves with their calumet of peace (yes the ones that really give him peace), I thank Buddha (China caspiterina. .. massacres the Buddhists? Earthquakes and floods. Burma massacres the Buddhists? Floods .... these days it is best to thank him, so there we keep it good), I thank Obama and Osama (the words of the latter will remain forever in my heart: "God curse Berlusconi and Pope Benedict XVI." Osama Osanto Osubito!), I thank Monica Lewinsky (Although I think most would like to thank the dear old Bill), and then thank you for the great superheroes like Gundam, Goku and Gohan, Kenny of South Park (do you remember the one with the cap that covers the entire face? "Ugly Bastad killed Keny ") and the legendary Ratzinger who fights against evil.
thank Dotto, Aeolus, Bashful, Gongolo, Sleepy, Grumpy, Puppy, Snow White and the eighth Nano (for Boccalon 3 liters of beer that inspire), I thank the princess and the pea and the pea COL, thank Alitalia, the Ferrovie dello Stato, the Circumvesuviana and Autostrade SpA for the wonderful services they provide and have facilitated this strike (hahaha), thank Dante Alighieri because gave me inspiration for a quote that will put in later, and I thank the critics of Dante, who mentioned the word "indolent character," making it come right in my word list. How then can we not thank
Little Red Riding Hood for the laughter that makes me do every time (but also with a cap on his head, how do you take the wolf to your grandmother? "Who are you holding grandmother, Rino? (Who did not know it 's just to be nominated is iperpeloso (sorry the nested parentheses, but all the brackets are free of charge (second paradigm Aniello C )))), then Ritchie and Thompson, because without them we would have done the computer tests in Pascal, Pascal like to thank you, because it made me understand how in his youth must have a good time, then when you reach a certain age you can do monastic life (maybe), and of course I thank the legendary Cauchy, which I found to be married, so his problem was not that of not having a woman ... the Cauchy problem was her own woman! (Who does not know what I'm talking about can search Google for "Cauchy problem" and see what you think about it internetgrafia). Thank you for giving us the prefecture permitted to strike again and Silvio Petusconi for not having yet established the illegality of the strike, then why Umberto Bossi has given me an idea on what to do with the flag of Padania (I can use it to wipe my ... ) and finally I must thank the idiot of the publicity of Brio Blu Rocchetta that really convinced me not to drink that water (which by the way is awful).
Oh, almost forgot the most important people: Thank you very much Mr.Lui and those that are "Italiaaaaa unooooo!" because when I am disheartened to have done something terribly stupid (as a strike sottonick) make me understand that all things considered I'm not so inguaiato, because there's always someone worse off than me.

Finally I have to leave some words of warning to sloth and detractors. I will do the names.
Now that the world needed you for a work of historical importance have decided not to cooperate, but remember you when you need it there in the world turn our backs (I know, the world is round and it is easy to see what the back ...) and will not be on your side.
I would say that "even if our May has done less of your courage, afraid to look if you did bend the chin, if the fire has spared your Millecento, even if you think you acquitted, you're still involved! " indeed, I will dedicate all these songs, seek Gugole the text (if you want, or you are too sloth to do it?) is called "Song of May" by Fabrizio de André.
If you have refused to cooperate because they were too attached to the exteriority of your sentence, you, who you lived without infamy and without praise, I will not listen Virgil's warning and then I will not say "do not speak of them, but look and go, but I'll be here to attribute the blame for the failure of the strike spread modiale.
And then as I have appointed the major participants in the strike shall appoint the great "traitors" who have hurt me deeply, trying to kill my dream of a different world and trying to kill my creativity ... Irene and Cyrus, who had to give the world the same thing with the same sentence, oh well your own business, but you could not hold out for 3 days, no? Then Margaret which never forgive that it did not remove his sottonick (which was the title of a song by Pink Floyd) and that it did not cooperate with a strike and then there's also worth mentioning that Peppe di Baiano in the solicitation of John will probably have replied "nooo, annoys me '." Upon you and all those who have refused to participate in the strike for one reason or another dropped my curse "You have to live 100 years!" and there can be no greater curse for an indolent character, that an order to live, because it is tired of life.

With this I salute you and hope your in a more massive turnout for the upcoming world event to be organized.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ah, I forgot: thank you.

chau at all and the prox!

PS: THANK YOU!